Props: blanket screen held up by two Guides
NOTE : the Guide behind the blanket and all the props need to get in place without the audience seeing them
From behind the held up blanket a selection of clothes are thrown over the top of the blanket one item at a time. The clothes need to be for a male and a female and they have to be thrown in order of undressing ie trousers, skirt, followed by a blouse , and shirt. Then lacy pants and a pair of boxer shorts Female voice from behind curtain ; '' Wow!! It's all done'' The two Guides who are holding up the blanket screen allow it to fall to show a Guide doing the ironing .
Guide patrol lined up being questioned byPL :
PL : what did you have for breakfast?
Guide ' penguins on toast'
PL :.what did you have for elevenses?
Guide ' penguin biscuits and squash
PL : what did you have for lunch?
Guide 'penguin sandwiches'
PL : what did you have for tea?
Guide 'penguin stew with dumplings'
PL :what did you have for supper?
Guide ' penguin soup'
PL :goes to head of the line
PL : ' patrol attention , quick waddle.'
Guides waddle off like penguins